"Fluffy? No Fluffy! Bad Fluffy! Aieeee I surrender! Call an ambulance!!"

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by TGregg, Jan 22, 2009.

  1. TGregg

    TGregg

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481426,00.html

    Yes, that's right. Chirac's drugged up poodle sent him to the emergency room.

    :D :D :D
     
  2. TGregg

    TGregg

    Here's a photo of a vicious Maltese Poodle:

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    Scary stuff. Chirac's lucky he didn't lose a limb. :D

    This is a true story, BTW.
     
  3. It was only recently Fluffy realized he was French, hence the depression. The meds caused Fluffy to assert herself while Jacque sang "Born to Run" in the shower.

    (No it's not a typo the dog has a gender identity issue, more on that later)
     
  4. IMO, keeping just one single dog is inhumane to begin with.
    Get fluffy a hot young bitch to keep him company, and watch the depression disappear.
     
  5. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    I'm surprised Chirac didn't simply wave a white flag during the attack.

    Isn't that what the the French usually do when getting their asses kicked?
     
  6. Faux News is a parody. It is to television what tabloids are to newspapers.

    The hand of Murdoch eventually reveals itself for what it turns everything into: Gutter journalism.
     
  7. TGregg

    TGregg

    Rumor has it that the entire country is engaged in a debate over what they have done wrong to poodles that makes the poodles so angry.

    I'd start by looking at the ribbons and such. :)