Feeling Backed Up?

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Scataphagos, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a public service.

    If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

    My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of…

    Barack Obama

    Joe Biden

    Harry Reid

    Nancy Pelosi

    Tim Geithner

    Rahm Emmanuel

    Chris Dodd

    and Barney Frank!

    If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

  2. I'd take that over george bush,dickhead cheney ,john mccain and sarah palin anyday