Fed asks GS and JPM to help AIG? WTF?!?

Discussion in 'Stocks' started by The Kin, Sep 15, 2008.

  1. Fed asks Goldman to help on on AIG



    Ben Bernanke hisself called Goldman and sez, 'hey! can you guys stop shortin' this fuckin' thing to kingdom come for a fuckin' day er two, for Christ's sake???'

    'Sorry Ben, we got the system tuned, it's on autopilot, and we can't call back the planes, their gonna blow Moscow.'
     
    #11     Sep 15, 2008
  2. Soon Goldman will be trading with itself to the sound of crickets on the trading floor...
     
    #12     Sep 15, 2008
  3. achilles28

    achilles28

    I think so.

    Fed announced it'll take sub AAA securities for treasuries last night.

    Same time, Banks announced they'll altruistically throw in 70 billion to help beleaguered competitors.

    Fed is taking hundreds of billions off level 3 in exchange, Corporate Wallstreet becomes the new face of socialized bailouts.

    Goldman is probably *making* money on that 7 billion dollar "gift". Thats 7 billion+ they couldn't dump off their books. Now the Feds taking all that (and more) in exchange for cash.

    Government using private sector as proxy to bailout out Wallstreet. 110%.
     
    #13     Sep 15, 2008