We had the guitar licks thread, so I thought I'd start a lyrics thread. For some reason (and I'm not even a huge stones fan), I think this is an absolutely fantastic line: From the Stones' - Satisfaction: When I'm watchin' my TV and that man comes on to tell me how white my shirts can be. Well he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me. <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XTdLS1s2z9U"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XTdLS1s2z9U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> I also love this lyric from the one hit wonder The Vapors - Turning Japanese: I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of you over myself I asked the doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TJsIrxwHtnc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TJsIrxwHtnc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> Maybe I need therapy.