Ok I have a confession....I've never seen part one....in fact, I may be one of only 10 people in the world who skipped the first one.....but went to the second one!!! Ughhh! it was sooooo bad.....
Escape from LA was truly pathetic. I just happened to see EFNY about 2 weeks ago and the way they showed the president's plane crashing into a building in lower Manhattan was eerily reminiscent of 9-11. This film was shot in 1981 or so.
winston wolf "if im kurt with you its because time is a factor, now pretty please with sugar on top....clean the fucking car"
"Bug? What kind of name is that? What's his last name, Spray? He he" "What about you, Buck!" - Uncle Buck
Vinny: JT. I believe you and Lisa played a game of pool for $200 which she won? I'm here to collect. JT: How 'bout if I just kick your ass? Vinny: Oh! A counteroffer? That's what we lawyers...I'm a lawyer...that's what we lawyers call a counteroffer. Let me see...this is a tough decision you're giving me here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Hmmp. What do ya think? I could use a good ass kicking, I'll be very honest with you. Hmm... Nah, I think I'll just go with the $200. JT: Over my dead body. Vinny: Oh, you like to renegotiate as you go along....okay, then here's MY counteroffer. Do I have to kill you? What if I was just to kick the ever-loving shit out of you? JT: In your dreams! Vinny: No, no. In reality. If I was to kick the shit out of ya, do I get the money? JT: If you kick the shit out of me? Vinny: Yeah. JT: Yeah, then you get the money. Vinny: Oh...Okay. Let's see if we agree on the terms. The choice now, is, I get my ass kicked, or option B., I kick your ass and collect $200. [Vinny pensive for just a moment] I'm goin' with option B., kicking YOUR ass and collecting $200. [Vinny taking off his jacket...] JT: We're going to fight right now? Vinny: Yeah. First let me see the money. JT: I have the money. Vinny: Alright. Let me see it. Show it to me. JT: I can get it. Vinny: You can get it? Alright. Get it.
"Sometimes you just gotta say, What the F--k?" -Risky Business - classic Name these quotes: "I don't Know? Gee Mr Hand, will I pass this class? I don't know.. Mr Spiccoli" "Drinking Dom Perignon above the temperature of 55 degrees fahrenheit, that's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs". "Ever hear of Socrates? Plato?" Idiots ... "Zev! Zev!" speaking of quotes, here's how to hear some easily: sam jackson soundboard: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=45822 bill murray soundboard: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=76035 arnold sound boards: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=64625 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=30606 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=14814
Will Munny: Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya...It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you. ******************* The Kid: Jesus Christ. It don't seem real. How he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever. How he's dead. An' the other one, too. All on account of pullin' a trigger. Will: It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got an' all he's ever gonna have. The Kid: Yeah. Well, I guess they had it comin'. Will: We all have it comin', Kid. ****************** Little Bill: I don't deserve this. To die like this. I was building a house. Will: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. Little Bill: I'll see you in hell, William Munny. Will: Yeah. ****************** George W: You better bury Ned right. You better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches. ******************