favorite guitar solos

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Gordon Gekko, Apr 30, 2005.


  1. Okay WANNABE GUITAR GOD...

    You sound like you want to be a guitar player.

    I USED TO BE ONE DUDE.

    BETTER THAN VAI, SATRIANI AND JOHNSON.

    ALL THEY ARE IS A BUNCH OF CLAPTON AND VAN HALEN CLONES.

    I PLAYED FOR OVER 25 YEARS. HOW ABOUT YOU?

    MOST OF THEIR RIFFS ARE TAKEN FROM CLAPTON AND EDDIE.

    I DON'T SEE ONE OUNCE OF ORIGINALITY IN YOUR WHOOPEE DOO
    "CONCERT". BIG DEAL. A CONCERT. HOW EXICTING.

    MAYBE IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH YOU WILL GET TO PLAY IN A "CONCERT"
    AND YOU CAN ACT LIKE A BIG SPOILED "GUITAR GOD" BRAT...

    Wow, you got to attend a guitar clinic with Vinnie Moore. Did you have
    an orgasm sitting so close to him? Did you pay through the nose for it?

    Since when did Vai, Satriani or Johnson write any worthwhile songs?

    Name a couple...

    I can't remember even one that hit the charts.

    ALL THEY THINK THEY ARE IS GODS GUITAR GIFT TO MANKIND.

    PATHETIC.

    I GOT OUT OF THAT WORLD FOR JUST THIS ONE FACT.

    AS FAR AS REPLACING YNGWIE'S PICKS... BIG DEAL.. AS FAR AS
    WANTING ONE TO HANG ONTO YOUR WALL.... BIG DEAL...

    YOU GUYS ALL SOUND LIKE YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH GUITAR PLAYERS..

    BTW, I HAVE SEEN MORE CONCERTS THAN YOU EVER WILL.

    PLAYED MORE GIGS THAN YOU EVER WILL TOO.

    NOW GO SMOKE SOME POT AND COOL DOWN... ROOKIE...
     
    #111     Jun 12, 2006
  2. Pekelo

    Pekelo

    Thanks for not yelling, because I would like to appreciate these fine musicians in the future. :)

    You are a moron, by the way, just stating an obvious fact. This thread is not about me or you, but about fine guitarplayers. It doesn't matter if I can or you can not play guitar, completely irrelevant...

    Also music is a form of ART and not competition, like carrace.

    So, instead of wasting my time with a teenager yeller, let's mention another fine guy, Neil Zaza. I love him too, and although he lives relative close to me, I haven't seen him yet, but planning on it.

    He is playing in Japan:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=VZc0Ln9DTKQ&search=neil zaza

    P.S.: I wanna be a trading God, not a guitar God. One has to keep his priorities straight... :)
     
    #112     Jun 12, 2006
  3. IF you wouldn't of said my post was the "stupidest post on this thread"
    maybe I wouldn't of had to YELL at you. Like using capitals is really yelling...

    I just wasn't too sure you could see since you are probably stoned
    like crap right now....

    If you can't see Clapton and Van Halen influence's in the "Concert" you
    posted above with Vai, Johnson, and Satriani, then I feel sorry for you.
    You have a long way to go before you know what's going on.

    BTW, you are a frickin' IDIOT for messing with me. Cause now this
    thead is about you and me. You started it. I didn't do it...

    So why don't you go stuff your guitar up your arse where it belongs?

    And go get a haircut and act like a man. You are still in the "Big Hair Mode"
    aren't you? LOL...

    Vinnie Moore is a Van Halen clone by the way... too... Can you see it?

    Can you hear it? If not, well...too bad dude...Your hearing's bad.

    IF there was no competiton in these guys, then why do they all
    play the same stupid licks like each other?

    The last guitar player that was coming up with some good shit
    died in an airplane crash. Way too young. You probably don't even
    know who I am talking about.
     
    #113     Jun 12, 2006
  4. Heads up for everybody....

    Zaza is just another Van Halen clone. And he looks like Andy Dick.
     
    #114     Jun 12, 2006
  5. bronks

    bronks

    Here, Here! I second that motion.
     
    #115     Jun 12, 2006
  6. Whoa!! How did this become a shouting match??
    You couldn't be more wrong in calling Vai/Satch/Johnson clones. They play scales & chords those 2 never heard of. Not sure if Im reading your post correctly. Are you saying you're better than Vai and the gang??
     
    #116     Jun 12, 2006
  7. I still play weekly after all these years... seriously doubt your confident quote is true. Seriously doubt you were better than the shredders (or me)! I don't do drugs... I wouldn't want to make the amount of mistakes the classic burnouts did while playing live.
    :)
     
    #117     Jun 12, 2006
  8. I WAS better than they are. They play the same ol' stuff over and over.

    I knew way more styles than they could even think of.

    To me, they sound like one trick ponies. They are stuck in their own mud.
     
    #118     Jun 13, 2006
  9. Maybe these guys play more than one style "shredder" as you call it...

    If so, then I must of missed those tunes.

    What guitars do you play? What styles? And staying off the dope is a good idea...
     
    #119     Jun 13, 2006
  10. Pekelo

    Pekelo

    Why? Because you are going to call your daddy? :)

    Last time I checked, it was a free internet (as far as opinions go) and I pointed out stupidity and close mindedness. That's it.

    OK, so for you music stopped at 3 guitarplayers from the 60s-80s, bad for you. There is such a thing as diversity, you know.

    You could argue that novelwritting stopped in the 1920s and all new novels are the clones of older ones. Still, new novels can be just as enjoyable as old ones, if not more.

    (By the way, did you know that there are no more than 25 original movie ideas?)

    There is no account for taste, but just because you didn't become as successful as the above mentioned players and your envy is showing, dude, blame yourself for not trying harder.

    By the way feel free to put your own music up on Youtube, and since I am a very objective guy, if you are good, I will give you credit. But again, this thread is NOT about you or me, but about good players. Oh, I forget, you are supposed to be good, so prove yourself!

    And stop the childish behaviour, will ya...???? :)
     
    #120     Jun 13, 2006