Then again to fat might be..... From the article. Standard-sized needles failed to reach the buttock muscle in 23 out of 25 women whose rears were examined after what was supposed to be an intramuscular injection of a drug. http://today.reuters.com/news/newsa...01_MOL867559_RTRUKOC_0_US-BUTTOCKS.xml&rpc=22
then there's the little guy that married the fat lady, had to make 2 trips to carry her over the threshold.
Then there was the fat woman who wanted 12 inches straight away from an Irishman, Paddy, whom she'd just met. Paddy said he couldn't manage that but he could give her 6 inches twice .. instead. Oops .. send this thread straight to chit chat.
Then there was the fat woman whose husband forgot their anniversary. Smiling she said, "tomorrow I want something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 fast when I step on it! The next morning in the driveway was a small square box. The wife went out, opened the box and found a scale inside. Happy Anniversary!