Extraordinary Popular Delusions & the Madness of ET

Discussion in 'Psychology' started by Arthur Deco, Dec 26, 2006.

  1. The day that NOBODY looks at these I'll quit posting them. Is that motivation enough?

    Six anomalous events (Jack so HATES the word anomaly). Four were weakly predictive, one was spectacularly strongly predictive. If this turns out to be valid, I hope my publishing it fucks it up for the Jackers. Then I could move on to another Jackomaly.
     
    #201     Mar 14, 2007
  2. Joe your charts don't say very much.

    Could you specify at what time exactly you went long, short and took profits ? And the reasoning (weakly/spectacularly strongly predictive) behind each trade ?

    Common, teach us something.

    You CAN do it !:)
     
    #202     Mar 14, 2007
  3. Opie, I am NOT patient, kind and gentle like Spydie. I am a prick like Jack. But I'll try to fake it. First of all, the analysis is a JOKE. There is no fucking way that YM leads ES. But as usual, when I go ratting down one of Jack's ratholes I come back with something useful, if not particulary tasty, in my teeth. So for me it was a good exercise.

    Second of all, I don't trade ES, I trade NQ, because it is much less well behaved. ES is for pussies like you who need to follow the bouncing ball. (When I code up Jack's stuff I use pinball machine audibles at supposed turning points to remind myself how idiotic it is.)

    Thirdly, the "system" so obviously works only intermittently that it is obvious the expectancy is negative.

    If you look at the bottom pane at about 9:30 AM PT, you see a green bar (all my codes are for Hypo to use, and since he is such a total dumbfuck I have to use a "red-light-short, green-light-long" format for him to even approach using it, and he is so lame-brained that he makes me add yellow lights to all my codes to be sure he doesn't mistake no signal for a signal).

    That first long signal worked weakly, as you can see from the red and green colored candles, which are $SPX ($DJX is in grey/black).

    Moving right, the second green light worked spectacularly well (maybe 15 ES points, this is the kind of signal the Jack-o-Lites remember).

    The next four signals are shorts (remember, red-light-short...?). Three were mildly successful, one failed.

    The only utility of this, besides harrassing Jack, is that it is a useful tool for analytically looking for leading/lagging relationships, ever so much quicker and simpler than doing cross correlations, which are a fucking nuisance. For example, one can quickly check whether or not the cash index fot the wholesale price of pussy in Bangkok leads the future for vaginal lubricunt sold in international airport terminals.
     
    #203     Mar 14, 2007
  4. fwiw, I started trading this week per the Jack/Spyder thread with these results:


    FOr Mon-Weds:

    16 wins
    11 losses

    net 27.0 points trading one lot of the emini.

    DS
     
    #204     Mar 14, 2007
  5. LOL, I think you must be in the top 5 "most clueless" people on this website! :D


     
    #205     Mar 14, 2007
  6. Hahaha - what a thoroughly entertaining thread! I've got to hand it to the antijacksters - these guys [or more aptly, guy (and I'd put my money on the Hippopotamus)] most assuredly display the creme de la creme of the wordsmith's art form. Page after page, I break out into joyous laughter at their creations. But then, after wiping off the saliva and other assorted spitties from the monitor, I must consider all this focused, albeit errant, energy, with nary an ounce of trading wisdom to walk away with. Nonetheless, you guys do ET proud - Entertainment Tonight! Please carry on with the buffoonery :D
     
    #206     Mar 15, 2007
  7. Thanks! Here is where the energy REALLY goes. Where "clueless" puts his REAL trading wisdom. (Detail deliberately obscured.) Whereas Jack wants your heart and mind, we just want your funny bone. And, if you trade NQ with limit orders, your money. Sycophants need not apply.
     
    #207     Mar 15, 2007
  8. You must be the young lad hiding behind his mother's skirt. But that's OK - you're excused now, sonny.
     
    #208     Mar 15, 2007
  9. ammo

    ammo

    did you ever own a dog,when he's a puppie he sniffs every shitpile for 30 seconds,when hes 3 he sniffs every pile for one second and every 10th pile for 30 seconds and makes a piss at every 10th pile, the moral of the story is no matter what system u use,you'll learn thruexperience when to trade and when not to,since we humans have llost our instinctive nature to survive,we must rely on our intillect,we can believe its fib,TA,jack,our putter,our fortune teller,the tides,the moon...but if we don't believe we won't succeed
     
    #209     Mar 15, 2007
  10. ammo

    ammo

    i might also add that my ability to sniff thru dogshit is better or worse than the rest of you mongrels and a smart dog pisses on the grass and retarded dogs piss on each other because they are not trying to get laid
     
    #210     Mar 15, 2007