Everything I know about trading, I learned in the kitchen

LOL

 

Well, thank goodness he follows the "trend" or his profits would just be flushed away...

 

guys, lets keep the thread in good taste.

 

I learnt everything I know about trading from fucking loose women and having my wallet stolen while I was napping

 

Fair enough, please delete my posts...

 

One can only assume that she was advertising an available opening and that you failed to adequately fulfill her demanding parameters. Hence the missing wallet, which served as compensatory damages for her time ill spent. And so it goes...

 

Hmmm... fulfill her needs... what a strange and foreign concept

 

Not needs. Parameters. Read it again.

 

Well I tried to fill her parameter but she said it was a one way street.. I told her I was only going one way but she didn't fall for it

 

when i don't follow the trend i get a sick feeling in my stomach => constipation