EU Summit Breaking *News*: Somebody just Farted!

Discussion in 'Trading' started by shortie, Oct 26, 2011.

  1. looks like a false alarm
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  3. in an surprising speach, Angella Merkle said she prefers sex with horny sailors rather than money, fame and power.

    investors were scared by the statement, fearing that no one will save the euro in such circumstances.

    shares of boat construction companies jumped on the news
  4. *Update*: Another quick attempt to fix the problem!
  5. italy, spain, portugal, ireland, ukraine, hungary are all kaput.

    french banks also.
    yet, for the last 2 weeks, investors were screaming to buy euros.

    if SNB wants to buy it in unlimited amounts, certainly its a save investment :eek: :confused:
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  7. LOL! Is he showing the size/shape of carla's lower lips to potential future liquidy providers?:D