As a public service, I am going to share with you the travails of my Alzheimer's client some of you already know as "Joe." He has difficulty attending to the market, as I documented earlier here. This week our exercise in attentiveness was to prove to him that every time he gets bored and goes to ET, the market moves, so that he misses an opportune trading entry. Today he went cold turkey, no ET. I put parental controls on his computer locking him out of trading porn. Each day I will share with you his reactions to this and his improvement in attentiveness to the market. Today he had elevated blood pressure, heart palpitations, the shakes, dry heaves, and cold sweats. "Doc, check the 'Favourite Posters' thread and tell me if anyone has mentioned me yet!" "No, Joe, you need to realize that you are a total dumb fuck and nobody thinks you have anything to offer." "Then check my PMs and see if NoJoji has responded to my offer to make beautiful code together." "Joe, I hate to tell you this, but she is a classy happily married woman who would retch at the thought of consorting with trailer trash like you." "OK. Then can I surf some porn instead?" "Only if it's something I like too, something tasteful, like pregnantlactatingsquirrelsinbondage.com." "Wow! This is cool! I can't ever remember getting a boner reading ET!" I handed him a sample of medical grade KY and shooed him out of my office before I had to disinfect it. More tomorrow.