Say what? I'm just here for the fkbsuhite-isms friend. Not trying to make you look like a fool. You're doing a fine job of that yourself.
Y'know, I hadn't really been reading your posts. A quick look and its obvious you are somehow defective so I'll leave you to your trolling.
Perhaps you have a point. Calgary *does* look like something that came out of my ass. But you aren't from Calgary. You are probably from... Madison. I would have to drink a few coronas and eat a whopper con queso to achieve that particular look.