It's unfortunate there isn't a tradeable index for the number of friggen useless bottom calling and "Holy crap" type threads, because I'd go long that and retire. For the term of the crisis, please put all your bottom calls, market calls, mystical oracle predictions and any reasons why you think you're right (other than you think you just are) in this thread. Keep it all here with one nice parade of chatter. Everything else that is non-specific to trading, screaming, all-caps nonsense, insults about Cramer, declarations of how you've seen God and he told you the bottom, stories about mass suicides, made up news headlines, beatings on Stock_Trad3r (though I must admit to enjoying those), conspiracies about martial law, conspiracies about delayed elections, political riff-raff, how you know the market is going to be closed for 4.3 years or something, burning of Paulson or Bernanke in virtual effigy, any and all posts by any one of 100 different c-kid aliases and other type spam will be moved to chit chat or deleted on sight. This is an effort to keep the forums cleaner for much needed trading discussions during this time of crisis. Thank you for your attention.