eSignal down for anyone else?

Stopped getting data 20 minutes ago, rebooted etc, nada, anyone else?

 

The market closed early today.

 

Well that explains why I'm sitting here at 4 in the morning with no data

 

Note quite a candidate for a Darwin, but still pretty funny

 

Alien ships have landed at the exchange and taken several specialists hostage.

It is terrible

They are demanding chili cheese dogs with onions.

and a small diet coke

Oh the carnage!

Run, Run for your lives.

Steve

 

Oh stop, I may crack a rib from all the comedy gold

 

This wouldn't happen if you lazy bastards over there didn't use any excuse at all to have a holiday

 

Now they are demanding Pizza (extra cheese) and beer.

Oh my God, can no one stop them?

President Bush is expected to address the nation shortly.

Everyone to your emergency shelters.

Steve

 

Hmmm... you can be in Japan. They have LOTS more holidays than we. You can't be in Europe, they have more also (though not as many as the Japanese).

So, just where the hell are you?

 

That's right. We're celebrating our liberation from the tyranny of King George.... not Bush, the one across the pond in a powdered wig.

Soon, I hope there will be a holiday to celebrate our liberation from the US Gummint Bastards!