ES Journal - 2025/2026

Has anybody else noticed that fortune cookies these days don’t really contain fortunes/predictions and are really just (bad) advice cookies?

Brb, heading out of moms basement for a bit.

 

if you mix raisins with turds, they're still turds

 

It's quiet in here today.... everyone had losses or something, only posting your rare gains once in a while

 

And vice versa.

If he keeps things up buying oppo's will get better and better - price but not necessarily value wise.

Might even lighten up the crowds on the links!

 

Fucking beautiful IHS on the 1 second.

Also, wellness check on @Laissez Faire and @schizo? I hope they didn't blow up.

Be right back. Headed out for 54.

 

Here's a fortune cookie for ya:

Market reversal incoming within the next 2 days. Noobs still blissfully long, still tweeting "diamond hands". Gonna be seeing some diamond-studded coffins real soon.

 

There she is.

And I agree.

 

Yea! I’ve felt robber opening them the last few years

 

Dominus vobiscum!