This post is entertaining, you just can't make up stuff this funny, unless it IS a joke, in which case kudos to the poster for being creative enough to do it: http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3402755#post3402755
this is going to be the short of da week. vix also faded the ISM report and is rising. cracked 1274, hang on bear brethren. 1252 on deck.