Entire market to 0 tomorrow

Discussion in 'Technical Analysis' started by n00b7r4d3r, Jul 12, 2007.

  1. Hello I am Mr Professor Market from the University of Stockology.

    Over the past 20 years I have been developing a predictive model of the major market crashes of the past 100 years. I have been using a highly complex series of prediction matrices with boolean integers as values to approximate an unknown function f(x) which will dictate the timing of every major market crash.

    My model suggests there is a 103% chance of a crash tomorrow; one of a magnitude we have never seen before. This theory is further supported by the recent bearish price action we have seen recently.

    My theory should not be taken lightly, since it draws on the recent proof of the riemann hypothesis and its calculation of the distribution of prime numbers to model chaotic behavior.
  2. CONR


    So all of us shorts who thru in the towel today got out too soon?