Thanks, although it appears to be for stocks only and not available in a format for off-line use. I'll see.
Yeah, some of them even incorporate planetary alignment analysis - works about as well. Seriously, I've used a couple - didn't find them of any value. Elliott Waves has always seemed to be a mostly hindsight kind of analysis - you can always fit some wave count to the price movements in hindsight. If you got that route, good luck.
No, but I've got a monkey that knows how to type. Let me know if you'd like to borrow him - he's got a little hankerchief around his neck that reads "the secret of the universe" - he's also got a little bell so you can find him if he runs away. IM me if you'd like to give him a try - he's gotten pretty good at counting waves.