Elderly Americans Soon Eating Cat food due to high energy/food prices

Discussion in 'Wall St. News' started by Aaron Copland, Jan 14, 2008.

  1. Old people had their chance and fucked it up. Just exactly whose greed do you think voted in the sleazy politicians who bloated the welfare state and put us so far in the debt hole only defacto devaluation can dig us out? Just to show you, I'm eligible for Sociable Insecurity and I'm going to apply today! Do I need it? Hell no! But I'm going to suck you punks deeper in the hole. And trade inside retirement accounts that aren't taxed.
     
    #71     Jan 14, 2008
  2. I see your point.
     
    #72     Jan 14, 2008
  3. I want old people to die so I can get mine! Worked all my life so lazy shiftless good-for-nothings could suck on welfare, and now I'm due! Did I have illegitimate babies? No! I married all their mothers. Have I spent a day in a hospital? No! I stayed home and suffered! Have I ever been in jail? No! I never got caught!
     
    #73     Jan 14, 2008
  4. I hear ya. Now I read they are building handicap ramps down on the beach so they can roll in the ocean with their wheel chairs. I am trying to get away from these old farts, is nothing sacred.
     
    #74     Jan 14, 2008
  5. Eating absolutely is a need. Eating soybeans isn't. You can eat something else. Pray tell, my friend, what else can you use to heat your home that isn't energy related?

    As for position limits, please explain.
     
    #75     Jan 14, 2008
  6. I agree with ya here. I work with fucked up kids, they haven't had a chance to grow up yet and fuck up. With my help they'll get a good start.
     
    #76     Jan 14, 2008
  7. Before I gather the evidence to prove one way or the other, are you saying that there is no speculation in crude prices? I just want to hear you say it.
     
    #77     Jan 14, 2008
  8. Nutmeg, exactly! I fly first class all the time, and the airlines now let those feeble old flakes on before me, AND put them in the front so nobody can get out in an emergency. Bring back euthanasia, I say! Make America strong and vital again!
     
    #78     Jan 14, 2008
  9. Do you know why the markets are so choppy? Because old people are scalping because they're afraid they'll die before the trade is over!
     
    #79     Jan 14, 2008
  10. Since this discussion is about old folks, I think it would only be fitting to interject with an old joke:

    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

    Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

    I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her
    the Government.

    We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

    The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

    And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

    Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.


    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
    check on him.

    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

    So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.


    Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
    locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the
    nanny.
    He gives up and goes back to bed.


    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I
    understand the concept of politics now. '


    The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
    politics is all about.'


    The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class
    while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the
    Future is in deep shit.'
     
    #80     Jan 14, 2008