el chupacbra--Marketsurfer's Mystery beast

On a deserted east coast highway, annaland and i ran across this mystery beast roadkill. is this el chupacabra, the jersey devil or what??? any clue??

 

That's the worst roadkill I've seen since your "short Wells Fargo" call two months ago.

 

river otter?

did it have the musk smell when you barbecued it?

 

Possum

 

that was my first guess, or a mutant giant nutria/muskrat. other than having a brown face and being 30-40 pounds, estimated------ makes sense

 

Not even close.

 

mutant beaver??

 

Did you at least check for vitals before fleeing the scene?

 

Obama's economic plan! :eek: