Associated Press - President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters will continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that the quake was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
LOL!. That wasn't even an earthquake, just a little shaker. Seeing the East-Coasters and media wet their pants over it has been giving us quite a laugh out here on the west coast. This is what we experience: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqscanv/