On those rare occasions when an ET advertisement seizes my involuntary attention by its blatant stupidity or offensiveness, I am momentarily motivated to offer helpful advert advice, having for five years a couple of lifetimes ago written ad copy for my own retail business. My fit of generosity soon passes. But not today. Today my mind was seized by such egregious moronity (not real a word) that I must share my madman brilliance. Starting with TradeStation. The current advert reads "Can't find trading opportunities in quiet markets? Find them with TradeStation!" Well, duh! There aren't any fucking opportunities in quiet markets. Unless they have found a way to predict breakouts. Which I doubt. Anyone who did most ass-suredly would keep it to himself. So they managed to offend even my low intelligence. Who do they want as clients? Cretins? Or people who actually trade? If they want to get the business of traders like me who use EasySignal, they'd better offer something really hot shit. Not hot air.