Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: "What in the hell is that?" Mabel: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." Maude: "Where did you get it?" Mabel: "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote from deadbroke: But the ultimate funny stuff is when I see Lucrum in Georgia. don't know when that will be but .... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never? If you do, don't forget the $1,050 you'll owe me. ----------------------------------------- Would you blame me if I N E V E R visited you? ... given the fact that you have 22+ years experience as a trader, yet give zip to this trading site called ELITE. In the real world, were I the boss, you'd be drop-kicked out the window by the 1000th post.
Given the fact that you don't have the money you owe me, I guess not. In the real world simulator accounts like yours don't count. AND you're not the boss. The guy who is likes post and page view counts. http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2029536#post2029536 I used to post daily PnL, until I got moderated for saying what a super mod said in this very forum just days later. I used to post real time entries and exits in the ET Index Futures chat room. Until bighog and company trashed it with politics and girlie man jokes and all the good traders got fed up and left. The harsh reality is you got no money, no knowledge of markets and you know even less about me. Now explain how/why you keep posting to members on your "list", inquiring minds want to know.
Now explain how/why you keep posting to members on your "list", inquiring minds want to know. Explained already, retard. But you're from the south so a larger view is needed ..... To keep tabs on the Head (Lucrum) and Rectum (Redneck) of the Snake.
>>>>The harsh reality is you got no money, no knowledge of markets and you know even less about me.<<<< Duh!!!!!! (1) My name is deadbroke and you yourself posted my bio-data, namely "realmoney wannabe trader" - remember, duffer? (2) see #1 = if I had any knowledge of markets, I would not be deadbroke, now would I? As for "you know even less about me" ... (1) you're from the south. Therefore the odds are already not in your favor. But I would override this if points (2) and (3) were stongly +ve. (2) A bigot, uneducated, very poor knowledge of the international scene. (3) Even with 22+ years experience as a trader, you come across as a 4th grader. Therefore (1) is the driver.
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Well Iâll beâ¦. db finally makes an accurate call Lucrum chews you up â I shit you out May be hope for you yet - you actually got a glimpse of reality good call RN