The Romans plagiarized Hippocrates and transditterated: "Ars longa. Vita brevis." The apposite is true on ET. Trash endures. Handles vanish. There was once on these pages a great pileosopher, Arthur Deco by alias, who interviewed then pervament ET imposters. They were cogent. They were compensible. They are no more. Who dismembers Anekdoten? Rcanfiel? Razor? Kyrie eleison. Coming soon to these phages we reserect the fine art of the unterview.