I am an experienced, competent, profitable, long-time futures trader. Don't believe it? Just ask me! Today is June 7th. A Thursday. Should that have rung a bell? Not with all the other things going through my head. Does my favorite porn site update today? What time can I give up on the market and go shooting? Will the cute neighbor lady come out and mow today? Was it just luck that the frozen champagne bottle that I forgot I put in the freezer last night that fell out bounced instead of broke, or have I discovered a new physics sprinciple? Trading is so routine and mechanical I don't have to think, right? I short NQ. The execution says 2566. Whoa! The chart says NQ is 2560! Did it drop that fast? Noooo...Did IB give me a gift? Nooooooo.... Was it Dunning-Kruger? Or was it Alzheimers? I can't seem to remember the difference this morning.