The drunk euphoria amazes me. Not even funny to me anymore. Serious mental retardation more like it. Dow runs up almost 300 pts on news of rio tinto/allcan AND early reports of STRONG retail sales. Reality- Retail sales come in at lowest level in 2 years. So what, another shot of Patron please! How does the global economy benifit from a single company buyout? Who cares!! pass the hash pipe bra! The market seems so out of touch with reality of situation and is diverging from this. Hank Paulson is Jim fucking Jones!