Drinking Toasts!

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by AnonymousTrader, Oct 27, 2003.

  1. Let this be a thread toward good/funny/moral/immoral drinking toasts.

    Here's a good one.

    [on a male friend's birthday]

    I wish you live untill 138
    And at 138 you die
    Not only die, but murdered
    But not just murdered but stabbed by a jealous husband
    And not just murdered by a jealous husband - but by a justifiably jealous husband!
     
  2. May all your ups and downs be in the bedroom
     
  3. roe

    roe

    May the winds in your back never be your own
     
  4. May your moccasins make happy tracks in many snows and the rainbow always touch your shoulder :)
     
  5. ???

    There's only one thing to toast to:

    A toast to all the bitches and sluts.
     
  6. Here's to lying, stealing, and cheating:

    Lie to save a friend;
    Steal the heart of the one you love;
    Cheat death.

    DS
     
  7. He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi!
     
  8. oh yeah, bill brasky..

    i once saw him eat a whole chicken -LIVE!