"Uhhhhhh hay Ocifer, doncha know who I is? Uhhhhh, just cuz meee lights haffens to be ofens, annie `most smached inta ya, doze not mean that I as think you drunk I is. Plus, I is late, wayyyyy late for impotent govnet vote. Yessir, tryin to bend space and time to get for hurz back." http://influencepeddler.blogspot.com/2006/05/breaking-news-is-patrick-kennedy.html However, he's still overqualified for the DNC, as evidenced by the fact no officers were allowed to investigate. It's not like he drove off a bridge and drowned a campaign chicki-poo. Not that it matters, there's no way some trivial thing like that could get a liberal in any sort of trouble.