Dope Tests for Ice Fishing

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by nutmeg, Feb 25, 2013.

  1. Lmao....:D

    Fat fookers ice fishing.....drinking beer...Ummn checking for steroids.

    " official from the United States Anti-Doping Agency ordered them to provide urine samples for a surprise test to detect steroids and growth hormones — drugs not normally associated with the quiet solitude of ice fishing. "

    “We do not test for beer, because then everybody would fail,” said Joel McDearmon, chairman of the United States Freshwater Fishing Federation.
  2. "Ingit"


    "I've got some news for you."


    "Your mother-in-law was ice fishing, slipped on the ice, and broken her hip."

    ... he picks up a frozen herring, reaches across the table, and smacks his wife on the side of her head with it.

    "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" she said,

    ".... don't make me laugh when I've got chapped lips!"