Don't You Dare Name That Teddy Bear Muhammad!

Discussion in 'Politics' started by arizonadreamer, Nov 28, 2007.

  1. Down to talking hypothetical? Though it is not even in the same ball bark as lashes or prison, I would be very surprised if you can site either of the events happening you mentioned. If you cannot then is there really a reason to post?

    BTW do you believe the teacher's punishment is fair?
     
    #11     Nov 28, 2007
  2. Absolutely! Besides, everyone knows that the only good bear is a pooh bear
     
    #12     Nov 28, 2007
  3. PLATER

    PLATER

    I can confirm the Teddy in question has now been stoned and is currently on his way to being beheaded. with gods will that is
     
    #13     Nov 29, 2007
  4. Another muslim apologist.

    Do you have any idea how popular the name "jesus" is amongst latinos?

    Gold help us all!


     
    #14     Nov 29, 2007
  5. MUSLIM TEDDY BEAR HAS PAWS CHOPPED OFF

    SUDAN was facing international sanctions last night after hacking off the little paws of a three year-old teddy bear.

    The cuddly toy was found guilty of blasphemy after taking the name of the prophet Muhammad, in defiance of the country's strict Islamic teddy-bear naming laws.

    A spokesman for the Sudanese ministry of justice defended the sentence, adding: "This is an act of mercy.

    "Our laws demand that blashpeming toys be stripped to their underwear and stoned to death before their bodies are thrown into the desert as an afternoon snack for the vultures.

    "By removing only the paws of this infidel we are demonstrating great restraint. This is a gesture of goodwill to you Western devils and your pornographic governments."

    He added: "How would you react if your child named a teddy bear after Jesus, John the Baptist or even Tom Hanks?

    "Would you not decapitate the toy, thrash the child and throw the teacher off a cliff to be devoured by ravenous killer whales?"

    The United Nations and Amnesty International have called for the release of more than 2500 cuddly toys imprisoned without trial since early September.

    A UN spokesman added: "Of course, some may argue there is no point in us keeping all these Sudanese children alive if they can't even think of a legal name for a teddy bear."

    The bear was named following a classroom vote, with 'Muhammad' chosen ahead of 'Paddington', 'Baloo' and 'Al-Hassan, the Terrible Golden Sword of Righteousness'.

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/muslim-teddy-bear-has-paws-chopped-off-20071126559/
     
    #15     Nov 29, 2007
  6. Humpy

    Humpy

    The crass stupidity of this bear story just illustrates how much religious philosophy from centuries ago needs updating. It might have been state of the art then but it certainly isn't now.

    Get REAL religious nuts and I'm not just referring to Muslims.
     
    #16     Nov 29, 2007
  7. Another ET member with a reading and comprehension deficiency.

    Did you not read the first word in the name? Here's a hint, “Lord”.
    Hey-Zoose don't count. I was talking to english speaking american fanatics.

    If you all would just help yourselves, you wouldn't need the “help” of some fictional creature.
     
    #17     Nov 29, 2007
  8. You think "lord" would have made the difference and the western world would have turned to the barbarism that is so common in the islamic world or do you realize that what you posted was so stupid you are trying to dig yourself out of a hole?

    Which is it?


     
    #18     Nov 29, 2007
  9. Chuck et al,

    Turn on family guy or southpark and see how often they make fun of Jesus. Ne repercussions, no lynchings, stonings or lashes.

    CHUCk do you agree that lashes and prison would be a just punishment for the teacher?
     
    #19     Nov 29, 2007
  10. Good point, that actually reminded me of the Mapplethorpe (I believe) art (I don't think so) exhibit where he displayed a cross in a jar of urine.

    If that had been the koran hundreds of thousands would have been killed in rioting across the globe and I'm sure a few armed conflicts would have started.

    Chuck you are wrong.


     
    #20     Nov 29, 2007