Trump should start a youth indoctrination program. Maybe put Stephen Miller in charge. Call the organization the "Trump Youth Brigade" nick name, the "Trump Orange shirts." Give the boys and girls orange shirts with MAGA across the back and set up summer camps for them. Get them singing and marching and praising the virtues of hard work and clean living, and the dangers of letting people into their country that are not good people. And explain that their are very bad people among them that need to be carefully watched, and they must be especially wary of the media because, even though some reporters are good people, some are very bad people and spread fake news. Above all, they must be taught unquestioning respect for Authority.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Trump's never had a garbanzo bean on his face.