Firstly, let's pls leave the beatiful Russian language alone, OK? It has suffered enough already. Secondly, what's my takeaway from the blurbage?
You had to bring Bieber into this, didn't you? Screw the little runt, Britney still the best in my book!
..... waaaait a minute... are you Captain Morganist? If so, I think I'm quite wrong. You do truely have a HUGE following. According to urban dictionary: Captain Morganist Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist