Stu: >170 years ago some fella said if trains go too fast, >no one on it will be able to breathe. therefore God >exists. Yes, but Gilbert still kicks his A@s. Praise be. JB
Actually, a very good point JB. On consideration, perhaps Shoe should have called his thread "Does Gilbert make belief in God obsolete?" The answer of course is yes. Gilbert makes God obsolete by +1. Praise Be - to the biggest G gimme a G gimme an I gimme an L gimme B E R T GILBERT ! Alleluia.
"That the automobile has practically reached the limit of its development is suggested by the fact that during the past year no improvements of a radical nature have been introduced." -- Scientific American, Jan. 2 edition, 1909 Guess scientists weren't exactly right on that one either. lol
"There is no likelihood that man can ever tap the power of the atom. The glib supposition of utilizing atomic energy when our coal has run out is a completely unscientific Utopian dream, a childish bug-a-boo." -- Robert Millikan, American physicist and Nobel Prize winner, 1928 "The energy produced by the atom is a very poor kind of thing. Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation of these atoms is talking moonshine." -- Ernst Rutherford, New Zealand physicist, 1933 "There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean the atom would have to be shattered at will." -- Albert Einstein, German-born American physicist, 1932 Yessir, the hits they just keep on comin. lol Could we please get over this nonsense that "science" is the be all and end all?
Here are ten predictions that Earth-bound experts made that didn't come true: 1. âTelltale signs are everywhere âfrom the unexpected persistence and thickness of pack ice in the waters around Iceland to the southward migration of a warmth-loving creature like the armadillo from the Midwest. Since the 1940s the mean global temperature has dropped about 2.7° F.â â Climatologist George J. Kukla of Columbia University in Time Magazineâs June 24th, 1975 article Another Ice Age? 2. âStomach ulcers are caused by stressâ â accepted medical diagnosis, until Dr. Marshall proved that H. pylori caused gastric inflammation by deliberately infecting himself with the bacterium. 3. âIf I had thought about it, I wouldnât have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you canât do this.â â Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M âPost-Itâ Notepads. 4. âSpace travel is bunk.â â Sir Harold Spencer Jones, Astronomer Royal of the UK, 1957 (two weeks later Sputnik orbited the Earth). 5. âThere is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will.â â Albert Einstein, 1932 6. âRadio has no future. Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. X-rays will prove to be a hoax.â â William Thomson, Lord Kelvin, British scientist, 1899. 7. âI think there is a world market for maybe five computers.â â Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 8. âThat virus is a pussycat.â â Dr. Peter Duesberg, molecular-biology professor at U.C. Berkeley, on HIV, 1988 9. âThe bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives.â â Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project 10. âThe earthâs crust does not moveâ- 19th through early 20th century accepted geological science. See Plate Tectonics
1. âThere is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.â â Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, maker of big business mainframe computers, arguing against the PC in 1977. 2. âLee DeForest has said in many newspapers and over his signature that it would be possible to transmit the human voice across the Atlantic before many years. Based on these absurd and deliberately misleading statements, the misguided public ⦠has been persuaded to purchase stock in his company â¦â â a U.S. District Attorney, prosecuting American inventor Lee DeForest for selling stock fraudulently through the mail for his Radio Telephone Company in 1913. 3. âWe will never make a 32 bit operating system.â â Bill Gates. He also once comically stated in a Focus magazine interview that "there are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed." Ha! But hereâs one of his failed predictions that we actually wish he had gotten right: in 2004 he told the BBC that, "spam will be a thing of the past in two years' time." Three years later spam is alive and well and poised to outlast Web 2. 4. âThere is practically no chance communications space satellites will be used to provide better telephone, telegraph, television, or radio service inside the United States.â â T. Craven, FCC Commissioner, in 1961 (the first commercial communications satellite went into service in 1965). 5. âTo place a man in a multi-stage rocket and project him into the controlling gravitational field of the moon where the passengers can make scientific observations, perhaps land alive, and then return to earth - all that constitutes a wild dream worthy of Jules Verne. I am bold enough to say that such a man-made voyage will never occur regardless of all future advances.â â Lee DeForest, American radio pioneer and inventor of the vacuum tube, in 1926 6. âA rocket will never be able to leave the Earthâs atmosphere.â â New York Times, 1936. 7. âFlight by machines heavier than air is unpractical (sic) and insignificant, if not utterly impossible.â - Simon Newcomb; The Wright Brothers flew at Kittyhawk 18 months later. 9. âThere will never be a bigger plane built.â â A Boeing engineer, after the first flight of the 247, a twin engine plane that holds ten people. 10. âNuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years.â -â Alex Lewyt, president of vacuum cleaner company Lewyt Corp., in the New York Times in 1955.
âThe cinema is little more than a fad. Itâs canned drama. What audiences really want to see is flesh and blood on the stage.â -â Charlie Chaplin, actor, producer, director, and studio founder, 1916 âThe horse is here to stay but the automobile is only a novelty - a fad.â â The president of the Michigan Savings Bank advising Henry Fordâs lawyer, Horace Rackham, not to invest in the Ford Motor Co., 1903 âThe Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.â â Sir William Preece, Chief Engineer, British Post Office, 1878. âThis âtelephoneâ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.â â A memo at Western Union, 1878 (or 1876). âThe world potential market for copying machines is 5000 at most.â â IBM, to the eventual founders of Xerox, saying the photocopier had no market large enough to justify production, 1959. âI must confess that my imagination refuses to see any sort of submarine doing anything but suffocating its crew and floundering at sea.â â HG Wells, British novelist, in 1901. âX-rays will prove to be a hoax.â â Lord Kelvin, President of the Royal Society, 1883. âThe idea that cavalry will be replaced by these iron coaches is absurd. It is little short of treasonous.â â Comment of Aide-de-camp to Field Marshal Haig, at tank demonstration, 1916. âHow, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? I pray you, excuse me, I have not the time to listen to such nonsense.â â Napoleon Bonaparte, when told of Robert Fultonâs steamboat, 1800s. âFooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever.â â Thomas Edison, American inventor, 1889 (Edison often ridiculed the arguments of competitor George Westinghouse for AC power). âHome Taping Is Killing Musicâ â A 1980s campaign by the BPI, claiming that people recording music off the radio onto cassette would destroy the music industry. âTelevision wonât last. Itâs a flash in the pan.â â Mary Somerville, pioneer of radio educational broadcasts, 1948. â[Television] wonât be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night.â â Darryl Zanuck, movie producer, 20th Century Fox, 1946. âWhen the Paris Exhibition [of 1878] closes, electric light will close with it and no more will be heard of it.â - Oxford professor Erasmus Wilson âDear Mr. President: The canal system of this country is being threatened by a new form of transportation known as ârailroadsâ ⦠As you may well know, Mr. President, ârailroadâ carriages are pulled at the enormous speed of 15 miles per hour by âenginesâ which, in addition to endangering life and limb of passengers, roar and snort their way through the countryside, setting fire to crops, scaring the livestock and frightening women and children. The Almighty certainly never intended that people should travel at such breakneck speed.â â Martin Van Buren, Governor of New York, 1830(?). âRail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia.â â Dr Dionysys Larder (1793-1859), professor of Natural Philosophy and Astronomy, University College London. âThe wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to no one in particular?â â Associates of David Sarnoff responding to the latterâs call for investment in the radio in 1921.