So you can understand why it would be so easy to round up all the large magazine asault style weapons "hiding" in these jackasses freezers. I used to think there are so many guns in the U.S. it would be impossible to round up all the ones not needed for sport. I was wrong though. I now recognize they are nowhere evenly dispersed in the population. All we would have to do is locate all the lunatics such as yourself, go to their garages or basements and break into their hasp-locked bank of abandoned freezers.
If he's in NYC, might as well get the bilingual version, so there's no misunderstanding. (And with the tape, you can wrap it around your property to make it look like a bad crime scene.)
A very tickley feather would get it out of you. Or just ask any of your family or friends. Offer them a voucher for a happy meal and they would just call in.
Namby pamby little guns, get rid of them all and get a .50. One shot and they shit. Seriously, nobody fucks with the Jesús after the hear a squeeze of the trigger. I have two guns, an M82a1 (The Jesús) and an FS92 (Riggs). (also get very good ear protection).
Oh shit Imma hafta pull your Liberal Card. I like .308, it shoots flat and blows big holes in cinderblock at 250 yards. It costs about $1.00 US per round. The boyz in Nam didn't like it because they had to schlep the weapon and heavy ammo. If you have to schlep your .308 you are doing it wrong.