Do you want to get rich??

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by aphexcoil, Sep 13, 2002.

  1. You've heard it all before -- how people turn 50 cents into 2.4 billion dollars in the stock market!!!! BUT, have you ever wanted to know how YOU could do it, too?

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  2. Babak

    Babak

    I got a better way: :D

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    DR. EGO BIA
    MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM (NNPC)
    LAGOS. FAX: 234-9-2720329

    Attn: President/CEO

    RE: US$25 MILLION INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT/INVESTMENT ADVICE

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  3. Back when they first started the scam, my assistant hit them for 225$ for a document stamp fee we said we needed to pay here before we could go ahead. Idiot paid us with a money order. Took a while but we had the hook in this guy pretty good.

    My brother wanted to keep going go back and forth a little. We'd pay them 350 for some stamps. Then try to get 500 for a bribe needed here. Then we thought of sending a paid coach ticket over to Miami so we could beat the shit out of him in a US motel room for fun. Someone said we could buy tickets for them back then for like $800 for their regular evening heroin runs.:D
     
  4. NDQnCA

    NDQnCA Guest

    hilarious apex- maybe then i can "RULE THE FREAKING MARKETS!!"

    "KACHINGOS BABY!!" "KAPOWSA" "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"

    its so funny i wonder if the guy (waxie) is serious or he sits there and laughs about writing those quotes above to his subscribers- he sits there and thinks -ha- these idiots- they pay ME $400/ month so i can front run them!! and then i talk like an idiot!!

    but, its so funny that people think this job is easy- especially on this site- i wonder how many try to order your system?? :D and many here think they know so much about trading- some do, some are full of shit ,but what matters is making the KACHINGOS!! :D
     
  5. stu

    stu

    Hello Mr Aphie,

    I would like to order your system. I need two subscriptions in fact, one for myself and one for my elderly lame greatgrandmother. She needs to go to live in a rest home and as I was orphaned before birth, I don't have the money to send her there. She is 123 years old but very fit for her age and she is confident that she will be able to "wup this mother market thing to bits" as she often says.

    My step sisters 2nd son's uncle says I can borrow the money off him for your fee, if I give him $10 as a deposit. Please send me the $10 then I will send you the money for grama's & my fees.

    I think you are doing a great service for the trading community and I look forward to joining your merry band of RICHES TO RAGS TRADERS.

    Thank you and God bless you
     
  6. Carboxyl

    Carboxyl

    funny