Do you tell people you're a trader?

I usually tell people im a shepherd...and then start complaining about the high cost of pasture land

 

I find it is better to confuse people. I tell them I trade index futures. Very few people know what it is. No questions.
People who know me assume I am retired because I spend all day at home. That is ok with me.

 

MERRY LUNCH and everybody shall suppose they know the company you're talking about.

alberto

 

Yeah, I'm an extra virgin olive oil trader for merry lunch, that should go down well...(pun intended)

 

Want to get some looks? Tell them you're into "swing trader"...

 

I meant "swing trading"

 

If your a good trader tell your friends you work in Accounts Receivable. If your a bad trader then tell them your in Accounts Payable.

 

Do you mean "swinger trading"

 

BWAAAHHHAAAAAA