You do realize that your computer is hearing everything you are saying here today! Looks like you won't be accessing this site for awhile unless you offer a sincere, heartfelt apology, and a bouqet of RAM space might not hurt either!
Honestly, I went to the recycling center on tuesday to see if I could get an old free computer that might work better than mine. I got one that works, but my mouse doesn't plug into it. I'll probably get a new one soon, unless I can get an old style mouse plug.
Today she went into sleep mode. I shouted and kicked to wake her up but no response. I took her pulse and luckily the fan was still running. Rather than go to the emergency room and waste any trading cash I dumped a bucket of water on the monitor... you know, to wake her up. Question: Is a twenty-one gun salute appropriate for a Pentium-class computer?