(do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?)

Now that's good parenting. My dad used to lift the man-hole cover so that we could all watch his best turds float by after the flush.

 

Its more than just that, fiber and water together move that stuff out with a force, but I find that it still leaves behind, well, a mess

 

Now this is a bit gross, anybody ever have "The perpetual wipe"....that is when there is a small piece of ka-ka left in your tushie and you did not completely empty your bowel?

You have to just wait to poo to get the rest of the terd out.
I hate when that happens!

 

He pretty much has to..



By the way, real men don't use paper...



P.S.: This thread belongs to shit-shat

 

Looks like you can poo and high five each other pretty easily with that contraption

 

You'd do well in prison. Salad tosser!

 

It belongs in the Skit-Skat section!

 

Extra safe? When wiping, is there any other way to be? Do you really want to EVER be doing the dried-shat-itch-waltz?

Wipe and wipe until certainty is achieved!

 

just learn to not shit on yourself you don't need toilet paper