I once had a friend who always said his dream was to get a hummer from his wife while taking a crap. Now THAT's intimacy.
There is no such thing as a "No Wiper" mate.....you always need two wipes, the first one to see there are no dingleberries, and the second wipe just to confirm the clean break! I had a nasty 9 wiper this morning.
Yes in fact i have. I hired a lil chineese girl. I pay her 1.00 per event. this is 10x what she made back home. She's close to being retired now.
Its true, you always need at least one wipe no matter what. But, in those rare occasions where nothing shows on the first wipe, you really don't need to try again unless you wanted to be extra safe. And, if you are leaving the house for any reason, its better to be safe than sticky
No, not yet, but we do reward the kids with some candy for those that exceed normal expectations. It really seems to keep them focused on making sure it stays in one piece during the drop.
fold ..no way; we can have a tear right down middle. The old reliable scrunch into a ball lowers that possibility.. And there is a NO WIPER....but ya must eat alot of fiber..it's not a myth.