(do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?)

word on the street is traderzones folds it 10 times, as wants to be safe from the eventual risk of ruining her beautiful nails.

 

Who wipes?

(King Julian, Madagascar)

 

You watch your wife taking a dump?

That's, ermm..sick!

 

First time eh? How many have there been since?

 

I always fold...but once in a while I get a "No Wiper"...and there is really no need for toilet paper with the no wiper.

 

it's called intimacy which is an important ingredient of every successful relationship.

 

Fuck that!

Intimacy I support, but watching your woman wipe her arse after a dump is just plain......shit!

 

Wait till she pops a kid.
Shitting does not compare.

 

So true.

 

Bollox!

Pop a kid?

Shit stinks you sickos. Well unless your kids are the size of elephants....