I think by the time you have learned to trade, you no longer considered regular people, LOL. After couple hours you at the gym and you are one of a few there. Just too hard to explain what it is I do and no I won't train you cause no matter what you can pay me, no where close to giving up my time so someone can ask me hundreds of the same trade questions. "Well how come that was a buy yesterday and today it a sell"?
If you really want to see peoples head spin try to explain to them what a short is. I don’t think I’ve ever been able to explain to a regular person how a short makes money. They think it’s iliegal or i don’t know what I’m talking about.