Discussion in 'Politics' started by ARogueTrader, Nov 19, 2003.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!! Dude! :eek:
Thats pretty bad
I don't know if this is evidence, but back in 1973 when Michael was just a young boy, he repeatedly called Ken Russell who was then casting the movie Tommy and begged Mr. Russell to let him play the part of Uncle Ernie.
Do you remember when he hung his own child out the window?
What does that tell you?
It tells me that he places his own needs over those of anyone, even his own child. He would risk the life of his child to fulfill his own warped sense of humor.
Knowing this, how much of a stretch is it to think he would place his own sexual gratification above the welfare of a child?
He claims he would never do anything to hurt a child, but he betrays that statement with his own child over the balcony action.
This guy is sick, and if you talk to experts in the field of pedophiles, they will tell you the odds strongly suggest that he is in fact a child molestor.
Holy cow Batman, another pattern that I can't trade!
On a separate note, Elite Trader has been the best source of MJ jokes that I have ever come across. Thanks dgabriel, goldenarm et al. Now if I could just find those old posts. There were a couple of gems in there.
I can't believe the cops are letting him turn himself in. The guy is LOADED. He could afford to hide out on the moon if he wanted to. Hell, if he's a real criminal he probably hired somebody to plan an elaborate escape for him years in advance.
I got a bunch of them...
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.
Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. I believe youâre in my son.
Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
Some did, and then they filed criminal charges and let him buy them off. Several criminal cases against the guy were just aborted at some point when the parents did a 180 and refused to continue with the complaint. Estimates are that one payoff was $20 million, nobody really knows.
Oh thats wrong.... thats so so wrong
here's some from the jokes thread:
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
A: When the crib breaks.
Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A. The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart?
A: He heard they had small boys pants half off.
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