Do Traders Prefer Hookers?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by shortie, Feb 22, 2010.

What's The Most You Paid For A Hooker

  1. >$500

    9 vote(s)
    16.1%
  2. >$100

    17 vote(s)
    30.4%
  3. >$20

    2 vote(s)
    3.6%
  4. >$5

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. It Was A Freebie. I Knew She Was A Hooker

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Paid Nothing, But Did Not Know She Was A Hooker

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Never Had Sex With A Hooker

    16 vote(s)
    28.6%
  8. Never Had Sex With A Person

    3 vote(s)
    5.4%
  9. Never Had Sex With A Hooker. Never Will.

    9 vote(s)
    16.1%
  1. I see hookers mentioned frequently on ET. Therefore, I am wondering if the short-term traders prefer hookers because they are programmed for short-term rewards as opposed to long-term goals.
     
  2. Not at all. Hookers are paid to "leave, and keep their mouths shut"...
     
  3. You should have asked all the divorced traders what each piece of ass with their ex cost them.
     
  4. nowadays i only do porn star hookers, a very good deal considering the porn industry has been decimated and they are all looking for some $$$
     
  5. short term traders prefer to get raped in the a**, at least 95% of them, so they say.
     
  6. Shortie? Is that what your hooker calls you? :D
     
  7. No hooker for me. I just don't want the risk of getting STD or worst, AIDs (I heard that treatments cost a fortune).

    I'd go to a gentlemen's club occasionally tho.

    :p
     
  8. that's private :cool:
     
  9. If I had A LOT of money... I'd literally drown myself in high dollar puss.
    I'd make'm sign a confidentiality agreement and an exclusivity clause that states they are to be with me and only me (other girls exempted and rather encouraged) for a duration of my choosing. Have'm tested in, out, and sideways. Then pay them nicely for their time and send them on their merry way.

    A Deal = an exchange of goods or services that benefits BOTH parties.


    No, I haden't thought about this, much...


    EDIT: Richard Branson must've done something very righteous in his former life... prick.


    --Geez I'm chatty today--
     
  10. No $10-20 hooker story? Only high rollers are here
     
    #10     Feb 22, 2010