Do they sell cattle prods on eBay?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BCE, Aug 28, 2006.

  1. BCE


    Need something to keep me awake today. :D
  2. Don't waste your money. Do like I do...

    Take a nine-volt battery and wire it to your private parts (notice I'm not being gender specific here). Then connect a simple switch to a band running around your head. When your head starts to droop, the switch closes the connection and you get a nice jolt to your scrotum or vulva as the case may be. Bam, you're right back there concentrating on the market.

    Works great, and it's cheap!

  3. 4re


    You could try my approach for this afternoon. Exit all trades and take a nap. I feel good now.
  4. BCE


    :D :D :D