Do Texans Trade Better?

Yet here you are, still a part of the Union. What does that say?

 

Please tell me you don't prefer Dripping Springs? Tito's is triple-distilled. Don't yew pay no nevermind, Yankees. Iss a Texas thang.

 

Maybe not for long.

 

Texas, our Texas, all hail the mighty state....

 

as a born, raised, and very proud TEXAN (and cattle and grain trader), I completely agree....hard work and personal responsibility go far in any line of work, but especially in this one. And by the way...we do EVERYTHING better

 

And all these years I was a thinkin' it were The Yellow Rose of Texas.

 

Y'all kin akshally SEE and TETCH whatcha trade? How beezaar! Ah ain' nevvah seed a NQ in tha wild! Ee-lusive li'l buggers!

 

Well, sh*t howdy!

 

Well, howdy back, but ya din't brag about bein' good! If you ain't braggin', you're saggin'.

 

I dont have time to be drinking that sissy clear shit Vodka is for women at happy hour, straight whiskey is what gets consumed when Im smoking the most tender brisket this side of the Pecos River.