Director Of IMF Arrested For Alleged Sexual Assault

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  1. LeeD

    LeeD

    Apparently, I must have been right.
    You see a trademark portrait of Sœur Sourire at about 2:18 in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6aP9TMwwE
     
    #91     May 18, 2011
  2. #92     May 18, 2011
  3. Millionaire

    Millionaire

    But the chances of him catching it from her is quite slim.

    I reckon she may have agreed to give him some head for top dollar, but he decided to get rough with her (i.e. butt rape her).
     
    #93     May 18, 2011
  4. luisHK

    luisHK

    Absolutely, I had no idea about that lady and song until you mentioned them ( I must have heard and forgotten about her already long ago). Actually the remake is even funnier when considering the original song.
     
    #94     May 18, 2011
  5. TraDaToR

    TraDaToR

  6. LeeD

    LeeD

    Anyway, here is the lyrics with an amateur translation from French.

    L'affaire DSK en chanson "Dominique nique nique"

    Dominique === Dominique
    nique, nique === dick dick
    traverse tous les continents, === on all continents
    fait don de son argent === gave away money
    En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
    Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and genrous (repeat)
    A l'epoque, au ministère, === When he was a minister
    De l'emploi était le roi === When employment was the king
    Dominique, notre Père, === Dominique, our Father,
    Combattit la TVA === Fought VAT
    Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
    Traverse tous les continents, === On all continents
    Fait don de son argent === Gave away money
    En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
    Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and generous (repeat)
    Son génie économique === His economic genious
    Au FMI le conduit, === directs IMF,
    Mais notre Père, === but our Father,
    Dominique, === Dominique
    Par ses sense est perverti, === deep inside is a pervert,
    Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
    Traverse tous les continents, === On all continents,
    Fait don de son argent === Gave away money
    En tous chemins, en tous lieux, === In every way, in all places,
    Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and generous (repeat)
    Ses stagiaires, son assistance, === His students, his support staff,
    Par lui sont toujours gâtées, === Are still spoiled by him,
    Strauss Kahn, crème de la France === Strauss Kahn, cream of France
    Sait bien comment === Knows how
    les traiter. === to treat.
    Dominique, nique, === Dominique, dick,
    nique, traverse tous === dick, on all
    les continents, === continents
    Fait don de son argent, === Gave away money,
    En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
    Il est bon et encore mieux === It is good and even better
    Il est bon et... === It is good and...
    encore mieux === even better
    Pas au fait du protocole, === Unaware of the protocol,
    Il est un peu trop dragueur === Got a bit too flirty
    Et pour certaines, c'est pas d'bol, === It's not everyone's cup of tea
    Il es coince dans l'ascenseur === stuck in the lift
    Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
    Et jamais incontinent, === and never incontinent,
    Fait don de ses penchants === gave away his love
    En toutes chambres === In all rooms
    et dans tous pieux, === in all beds
    Il se fait pomper le noeud (bis) === It's a pumping node (repeat)
    Dans l'hôtel pour milliardaires === In the hotel for milloinairs
    Sous la douche se tripotait, === In the shower playing with his finger,
    Quand entra la ménagère, === When a housewife came,
    La pauvre elle va l'regretter === the poor one she'll regret
    SUCK MY D**K, D**K, D**K === needs no translation
    T'as pas frappé en entrant! === Don't be stuck by the entrance!
    Enlève tes vêtements === Take off your clothes
    Baisse la tête et ferme les yeux, === Lowers his head and closes his eyes
    Que j'te montre le bon Dieu === I'll show you the good Lord
    Que j'te montre le bon Dieu === I'll show you the good Lord
    Dominique saisit === Dominique captures
    la Vierge, === Lady,
    Il ferme la porte à clé, === He closes the door key
    Alors qu'il brandit sa === The he brandishes his
    verge === penis
    Elle arrive à s'échapper, === She manages to escape
    Dominique, nique, nique === Dominique, dick, dick
    Se sent un peu moins vaillant, === Feels a little less brave,
    tout nu, les bras ballants, === naked, arms dangling,
    Y aura les flics dans moins d'deux === Shall the cops come in less then two
    Faut qu'j'me tire sans dire adieu... === I must shoot without saying goodbye
    Il se tire sans dire adieu === He waves goodbye
    Dominique, prenant les airs === Dominique taking a plain
    Se voit vite debarqué === But he is quickly grounded
    Anne Sinclair se désespère, === Anne Sinclair dispairs,
    Il s'est encore fait gauler === He has has been taken down,
    Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
    Se lamente, en pleurant, === Laments in tears
    Encore un N'harcélement === another Harassment
    En tous chemins, en tous lieux, === In every way, in all places,
    Je ne pense qu'avec ma queue (bis) === I do think with my dick (repeat)
    Sans même de préliminaires, === Without even preliminary
    Je perd ma candidature === I lost my application
    Eliminé des primaires, === Eliminated primaries
    J'aurai du prendre du Bromure === I take the Bromide
    Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
    Se voyait d'jà Président, === Saw himslef your president
    C'est foutu maintenant === It's fucking now
    De New-York à l'Elysée, === New-York instead of Élysée Palace
    Ca fait rire le monde entier (bis) === You make the world laugh
     
    #96     May 18, 2011
  7. TraDaToR

    TraDaToR

  8. luisHK

    luisHK

     
    #98     May 18, 2011
  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    Could be a CIA sting on the next President of France

    I don't advise Obama going to France for a while
     
    #99     May 18, 2011
  10. LeeD

    LeeD

    luisHK, thanks for corrections. Here is another attempt at the translation. I hope it's more coherent.

    L'affaire DSK en chanson "Dominique nique nique"

    Dominique === Dominique
    nique, nique === dick dick
    traverse tous les continents, === on all continents
    fait don de son argent === gaves away his money
    En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
    Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and genrous (repeat)
    A l'epoque, au ministère, === When in the government
    De l'emploi était le roi === (high) employment was the king
    Dominique, notre Père, === Dominique, our Father,
    Combattit la TVA === Fought VAT
    Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
    Traverse tous les continents, === On all continents
    Fait don de son argent === Gave away his money
    En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
    Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and generous (repeat)
    Son génie économique === His economic genious
    Au FMI le conduit, === landed him in IMF,
    Mais notre Père, === but our Father,
    Dominique, === Dominique
    Par ses sense est perverti, === deep inside is a pervert,
    Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
    Traverse tous les continents, === On all continents,
    Fait don de son argent === Gave away his money
    En tous chemins, en tous lieux, === In every way, in all places,
    Il est bon et généreux (bis) === He is kind and generous (repeat)
    Ses stagiaires, son assistance, === His students, his support staff,
    Par lui sont toujours gâtées, === Are always spoiled by him,
    Strauss Kahn, crème de la France === Strauss Kahn, cream of France
    Sait bien comment === Knows how
    les traiter. === to treat them.
    Dominique, nique, === Dominique, dick,
    nique, traverse tous === dick, on all
    les continents, === continents
    Fait don de son argent, === Gave away his money,
    En tous chemins, en tous lieux === In every way, in all places
    Il est bon et encore mieux === He is good and even better
    Il est bon et... === He is good and...
    encore mieux === even better
    Pas au fait du protocole, === Unaware of the protocol,
    Il est un peu trop dragueur === Got a bit too flirty
    Et pour certaines, c'est pas d'bol, === It's not everyone's cup of tea
    Il es coince dans l'ascenseur === He got himself stuck in the lift
    Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
    Et jamais incontinent, === and never incontinent,
    Fait don de ses penchants === gave away his love
    En toutes chambres === In all rooms
    et dans tous pieux, === in all beds
    Il se fait pomper le noeud (bis) === He is jerking off (repeat)
    Dans l'hôtel pour milliardaires === In the hotel for billoinairs
    Sous la douche se tripotait, === In the shower he was playing with himself,
    Quand entra la ménagère, === When a maid came in,
    La pauvre elle va l'regretter === the poor one she'll regret
    SUCK MY D**K, D**K, D**K === needs no translation
    T'as pas frappé en entrant! === You didn't knock on the door before coming in!
    Enlève tes vêtements === Take off your clothes
    Baisse la tête et ferme les yeux, === Lower your head and close your eyes
    Que j'te montre le bon Dieu === I'll show you the good Lord
    Que j'te montre le bon Dieu === I'll show you the good Lord
    Dominique saisit === Dominique captures
    la Vierge, === the Virgin,
    Il ferme la porte à clé, === He locks the door
    Alors qu'il brandit sa === Then he brandishes his
    verge === penis
    Elle arrive à s'échapper, === She manages to escape
    Dominique, nique, nique === Dominique, dick, dick
    Se sent un peu moins vaillant, === Feels a little less brave,
    tout nu, les bras ballants, === naked, arms dangling,
    Y aura les flics dans moins d'deux === Shall the cops come in less than two
    Faut qu'j'me tire sans dire adieu... === I must shoot without saying goodbye
    Il se tire sans dire adieu === He leaves without saying goodbye
    Dominique, prenant les airs === Dominique takes a plain
    Se voit vite debarqué === But he is quickly grounded
    Anne Sinclair se désespère, === Anne Sinclair dispairs,
    Il s'est encore fait gauler === He got caught again,
    Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
    Se lamente, en pleurant, === Laments in tears
    Encore un N'harcélement === another Harassment
    En tous chemins, en tous lieux, === In every way, in all places,
    Je ne pense qu'avec ma queue (bis) === I only think with my dick (repeat)
    Sans même de préliminaires, === Without even preliminary
    Je perd ma candidature === I lost my application
    Eliminé des primaires, === Eliminated from primaries
    J'aurai du prendre du Bromure === I should have taken Bromide
    Dominique, nique, nique, === Dominique, dick, dick,
    Se voyait d'jà Président, === Saw himslef the President
    C'est foutu maintenant === It's fucked now
    De New-York à l'Elysée, === From New-York to Élysée Palace
    Ca fait rire le monde entier (bis) === it makes the world laugh
     
    #100     May 18, 2011