dianetics

you get a clue first.

 

i started reading it years ago, i got to the page where they talk about someone's problems because their mom jerked off while she was pregnant with them (I'm not making this up)

I closed the book there, and never read another page

Years later, I learn about what Scientology is, and how that book is part of it

pure scum

 

Moms don't jerk off, dads do.

Care to tell us which book it was you were reading?

 

Mom's don't jerk off?

Right, they buy those vibrators to massage their necks...

 

Dianetics, I'm not kidding

 

You know what I mean. Jerking off is a male term.

At least in the part of town I come from.

 

ok. if you stop watching porn.