DHS & 30 Agencies Hunt Down CW Replica Sub

Discussion in 'Politics' started by pspr, Jun 4, 2013.

  1. pspr


    I'm pretty sure we are going overboard on this stuff. What did this search cost us?

    Obviously, the South is the only place where old times are not forgotten.

    On Friday afternoon, a New York motorist called police with a tip about a potential terror threat. Seems someone was hauling a suspicious-looking object — it resembled a torpedo — on the highways around the city.

    Before long 30 agencies, including the Department of Homeland Security, were searching for this potential menace.

    Even Coast Guard cutters in the area were on the lookout, since the thing looked sort of like a boat.

    They should have set the terror color chart to Rebel Gray, because they were just hunting for a bunch of good ol’ boys from Summerville hauling a replica of the H.L. Hunley to Connecticut for the weekend.

    “It’s pretty bad when four Confederates and a replica of the Hunley can cause all this,” says Mark Clark, general manager of the exhibit. “Maybe they were worried we were here to get them back.”

    You know, this is the most trouble the Hunley has caused Yankees in nearly 150 years.

  2. LEAPup


  3. pspr


    Maybe they should roll that sub down Pennsylvania Avenue NW and see if they can't get some more publicity.

    Rectum could drive his naval vessel up from the Orlando port past the White House Too. :D

    <img src=http://www.hilarious-pictures.com/sites/www.hilarious-pictures.com/files/images/pirate-ship-car-highway_2.jpg>
  4. LEAPup


    Yeah, ol' rectum could sail the damned thing right into DC. Lol And btw, here's a quick glimpse of where the Orlando "Beach" is located. Hint: take a look right about in the middle of the State LOL!!!!!!!!!!!:D

    I guess this was the uniform he dawned the night he hit the orlando Beach after sailing into "port." [​IMG]

    And let's not forget the swamp he got a local girl to agree to have sex in AT NIGHT when gators, snakes, eels, leaches, and massive snapping turtles feed!:eek: :D
  5. pspr


    Yup, that's Rectum all right.
    And, that looks like what's left of Rectum after his little affair in the swamp. :D
  6. LEAPup


    And can you imagine what would happen to a guy if he tried to get a LOCAL gal to get in the swamp at night to have sex?:eek: :eek: :eek: He'd get all hell beat out of him by her, and her brothers. After all, NO local FL gal would do that no matter how drunk or crazy. She'd come out of there with a leech on her snapper, missing toes from a snapper lol, possibly cotton mouth bitten, and I've not even mentioned how strong a gator is.:eek:
    Poor ol' rectum. I bet he curses me for catching his lying ass up in one of his most outrageous integrity violations.:D
  7. Lucrum


    Eventually he'll just put you on ignore. That's what he does to everyone who keeps giving him a beat down.
  8. LEAPup


    I think I'm gonna start taking the lunatics off ignore. After all, I did have fun with ol' chimpwheat recently.:D

    Imagine if I took all of them off ignore?:eek: :D :D Bet I could have them cryin' to "they mommas" in no time flat.:D