dest's overwrite journal

Haha that's SammyJ. All leg. Just one.

 

He's got a cool story, tho. Can't post a blotter bc so many digits that he can't fit it in the frame of his iPhone 17. So delusional that he thinks that he doesn't have hairy chick quads. I can only get so hard.

F*cking lol.

 

the other leg is a peg. It makes it hard to swim in his 200k pool.

 

200K leagues. Makes the Mariana Trench look like a puddle. Leg curls (rly it's not for sissies) 2K lbs for reps with bikini models standing on the pads.

 

SammyJ is dan bilzerian?

 

No, you're confused, but it's understandable. Bilzerian is his backup fluffer.

 

destriero now has a new bear rug in his house. It isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

(yes, another Chuck Norris joke)

 

Damn cute thing just chillin...

What type of bird?

 

It's a Steller's Jay that was abandoned in the nest a week ago. Wife has been taking care of the little guy.