It would work better if there was a steaming pile of turd in the toilet bowl since we all know democrats are full of shit.
The reason you don't see one is that the 2008 election helped flush it away. As bugscoe's photo clearly illustrates, the bowl is now much cleaner and more dainty fresh.
And you had previously admitted to voting for Bush twice, thereby illustrating that you can't vote either. Not properly, anyway. Let's hope that you can handle an aircraft better than you deal with voting booths.